City Beat February 2016
This year’s Mummers controversy had to do with the comics’ parody
of Caitlyn Jenner and the so-called stereotyping of Mexicans with brown face and
dancing tacos. The protests did not come from diehard Mummers fans lining Broad
Street but from a few City Hall power brokers, the new mayor, a couple of suits
and ties and the Executive Director of LGBT Affairs, Nellie Fitzpatrick. The
Sammar Strutters who adopted the Mexican theme with brown face probably assumed
they were safe because they weren’t doing black face. And why shouldn’t they
have assumed that? Mummers comics have been dressing up as wenches,
colonialists, British soldiers, Frenchmen in white powder puff wigs, nuns,
Arabs, Turkish sultans, Hawaiian princesses, former presidents, Lithuanian
dancers and cops, so why not put on the Mexican? A street comic’s usual role is to dress up and
get noticed, not deliver nuanced comedy. Mummers comics, after all, are really the
raw belly laughter of a working class city. Those City Hall Nannies want to
sanitize next year’s parade by creating a reform school for the hooligan
performers, most of whom are not Union League members or Harvard grads but raw
Philly types who guzzle beer and (yes) cuss. This will ensure a 2017 parade as coma-inducing
as the Rose Bowl Parade.
Mayor Kenney’s emergence as the #1 Poo Bear
pawn for Philly’s Left Wing community has received national attention. One of the mayor’s first Executive Orders was
to reinstate the city’s ‘sanctuary city’ status, which shields illegal
immigrants from deportation. It also bars cops and prison officials from
ratting to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) about an illegal alien’s
release from prison. This news was ecstasy to new City Council member Helen Gym,
who raised her fist in a ‘Power to the People’ salute as Kenney signed the
Order. Nicole Kligerman of the New Sanctuary Movement of Philadelphia,
said, "We are thrilled…!” Are we really? Kenney’s Executive Order means that Philadelphia is
breaking federal law, as are a number of other scofflaw cities like San
Francisco (where a woman was killed by
an illegal immigrant deported 5 times), Detroit , Portland , Miami , Baltimore and Seattle . But
hey: what about the thrilling, lawless role model the city is offering to its
residents? If Philly can ignore federal laws, why should ordinary Philadelphians
pay attention to laws against insurance fraud, mail fraud, counterfeiting, child
support, arson, embezzlement and motor vehicle crimes? Will Kenney go as far as
the Republican governor of Nevada , who
approved the issuing of drivers licenses to illegals? How did we forget that
immigration laws are there to protect the public safety? Unfortunately,
politicians like Mayor Kenney are the reason why a candidate like Trump has a
fighting chance to win the White House.
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Philly’s artistic communities—theater, visual
arts, poetry and literature—are separate worlds where the members of each group
rarely interact with one another. Actors hang with actors; artists cultivate other
artists; poets form their own social circles and journalists hide out at the
Pen and Pencil Club. Actors probably have it best because almost everyone loves
a good play, but Philly actors rarely show up at poetry readings or author
talks, A Pulitzer Prize winning city writer could walk into any actor-filled
Wilma theater reception and not be noticed at all. Fish bowls of isolation like
this tend to keep Philly in a parochial orbit. What’s to be done? Look to New York , says Philly poet Jim
Cory, “Where this kind of thing does not exist.” Cory says that New York artists of all types mingle
at parties and other gatherings, so it’s not just painters with painters or
actors with actors. Intent on bringing a little New York to Philly, Cory threw a
holiday party and invited a wide range of artists: painter Bill Scott, poet
Janet Mason, a TV writer, some poets and a playwright. New York , New York had finally come to a
cozy apartment on S. 21st Street .
What’s
not to admire about playwright Tom Stoppard? The author of Arcadia , Travesties, Jumpers
and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead was in town at the Wilma to celebrate
the opening of “The Hard Problem,” his latest play of ideas. The play received
sketchy reviews in England but at the Wilma
Stoppard received a standing ovation. Wilma audiences are generous to a fault,
but The Hard Problem was a problematic mishmash of vignettes dealing with questions
about consciousness and God. It was almost as Stoppard had written the play stoned
and then never got around to serious editing when he “sobered” up. .