Psychic says Philly DNC
historic 1968 convention when
Jean Genet hung out with Norman Mailer
When Huey Newton looked “sexy” in a big wicker chair
When Angela Davis spoke French, & Susan Sontag & Jane Fonda hightailed it to
Psychic says 2016 DNC
Will not be a convention but a coronation
Hillary in a chariot roaring into Wells Fargo
To thunderous applause, clamor & cowbells.
The placards will read:
No human is illegal;
Islamic fanaticism does not exist
You want to enforce immigration laws, you’re a racist
I hate Fox News
Psychic sees Hillary in Goldman Sachs makeup & a blue pants suit when she mounts the podium, blowing kisses
As Bill does the retiree shuffle an all too common sight at the casino luncheon buffet
Beware, however, of some unrest from assorted protest groups
(Yes but even Trump said the system was rigged against Bernie…)
Psychic says Hillary will be inaugurated &
The Sanderites will retreat to form another political base that in four years will also fail to send one of their own to the White House.
Psychic sees a honeymoon phase where Hillary can do no wrong
Psychic sees the honeymoon luster morphing into a grey patina
Psychic says Bill will restart love affairs with interns & female bicycle messengers as Hillary agonizes over whether to triple power punch upstart internationals like Vladimir Putin.
Psychic says there will be a war with
& we know what that means: the end of career options for everywhere.
Psychic apologies for being so negative
Psychic says in Hillary’s second year there will calls for her impeachment from the Wallmart mainstream, even as
Attorney General Loretta Lynch jump starts her campaign to get Americans to show
In Lynch meditation rooms Americans will slip into Yoga pants, sit cross legged on rubber mats, and send love vibrations to foreign and domestic terrorists.
Stop all beheadings with hugs!
“Slowly breathe in and out. Picture a bearded
ISIS terrorist then release
the love energy. Imagine them dropping
all thoughts of bombs then watch as they place their hands in yours…..Show them
Psychic says new world order will be up and running.
Psychic says that after Donald Trump’s November loss, he will retire like Howard Hughes to a penthouse suite atop a large
casino. There never will be a wall.
Prophet says the feeling of relief after Trump’s defeat will last five
minuses because Hillary’s dragons will
Psychic says very few will be counting their political blessings.
Psychic says the system is rigged. @copyright TFN 2016